Owning Bitcoin Makes You 85% More Attractive To The Opposite Sex

Bitcoin Narrative

The bitcoin narrative underpins bitcoin price performance. Every significant increase in bitcoin price comes from innovation and adoption.

The narrative has historically included spot Bitcoin ETFs, a Bitcoin Strategic Reserve, and changes in U.S. legislation.

However, the narrative has become less attractive, more recently, compared to the gold and AI narratives.

The BTC narrative tends to focus on price predictions and ‘number go up’ as opposed to the AI narrative, which is more about the potential of artificial intelligence to revolutionise various industries.

Most investors are more likely concerned about increasing their AI-related stock positions than their bitcoin position.

What Does Bitcoin Do, And What Do We Do With It?

Other than custody of it and waiting for the price to go up, these are the questions that need answering.

BTC has always been a digital currency that, with adoption, can be the cornerstone of a permissionless, decentralised digital financial system.

Part of the problem with the BTC narrative is that most people in the bitcoin space think it’s job done.

The perfect instrument has been created, and now they are going to wait for everybody to figure it out and engage with it.

That’s not going to cut it.

The current Traditional Finance (TradFi) system is ripe for disruption.

Many TradFi firms are no longer trying to fight that disruption. They’re now trying to figure out how to incorporate the disruption into their business model.

Time will tell if the TradFi adoption of bitcoin and the narrative they create will result in bitcoin realising its potential.

In the meantime, we’ll happily settle for the narrative that Owning BTC Makes You 85% More Attractive To The Opposite Sex.

Key Levels:

As predicted in our previous post, volatility expanded in January, helping push the BTC price past the previous resistance level at $94k.

However, as predicted, it failed to break and confirm above the key resistance zone at $99k to $100k.

There is no bull case for BTC at this point and the downside risk from current levels should not be underestimated.

The $80k region was an important psychological level for the market, as it aligns with the True Market Mean ($81k), the average on-chain cost basis for active market participants.

If the downward price move last week is a continuation of a broader bearish trend (and if history rhymes), then BTC will likely retest $75k over the next couple of months and push it into a crypto winter.

In the absence of a compelling narrative, the balance of probability suggests the price could bottom at around $75k and then consolidate in the $80k to $95k range for much of 2026.

That said, a significant correction in the stock market could push price below $60k.